Vince Desi

There's a position under my desk for your sister.

Vince Desi
Gender	Male
Affiliation	The Postal Dude Running With Scissors Postal Babes Church of VD
Status	Immortal
Portrayed by	Himself

Vincent James Desiderio Jr., also known as Chief Big Dick and Papa Desi is the CEO of Running With Scissors and a major character in the POSTAL series.

POSTAL 2

He first appears on Monday at the RWS headquarters, where he fires the Postal Dude before giving him his paycheck. Just as the Postal Dude gets the check, RWS is assaulted by Protestors, prompting Vince, RWS staff, and (should the player desire) the Postal Dude to battle them.

Apocalypse Weekend

Vince reappears in Apocalypse Weekend, hiring the Postal Dude again to retrieve a Gold Master disc from Bullfish Interactive on Saturday. After the Dude defeats Phraud Hogslop, the CEO of Bullfish Interactive, Vince invites him to his house to a party with the Postal Babes.

On Sunday Vince's house is attacked by zombies. In response, Vince supplies the Postal Dude and RWS staff with weapons hidden in his basement. Later, Vince is one of the many RWS crew to fight the zombies, he uses a shotgun and sledgehammer in battle which makes him a useful ally. After the zombie attack, Vince says that he would have given the Postal Dude a ride into town, only somebody blew up his car.

Vince later calls the Postal Dude and informs him Mike J has been infected with mad cow disease, so he needs the Postal Dude's help with the marketing. Vince needs media attention that says the "competition's toasted", so the Postal Dude decides to get "some fireworks" from the Al Qaeda.

Paradise Lost

Vince appears once again in Paradise Lost, having survived the nuclear fallout as the leader of the "Church of VD Clan", which is comprised of the RWS Staff and Postal Babes.

At the end of Monday, he and the RWS staff rescue the Postal Dude from a group of zombies. The next day, he offers to help the Postal Dude find and cure his dog Champ of his mutated, gigantic size, if the Postal Dude will perform a series of errands for him. At the end of Tuesday, just as Vince is about to tell the Postal Dude the secret of saving Champ, the Church is attacked by zombies from the nearby cemetery. Vince obliviously walks up to a group of zombified Postal Babes to flirt with them, and ends up being swarmed and turned into a zombie. The zombified Vince then informs the Postal Dude that he is "fired... from life" and then attacks him.

Vince, inexplicably recovered from his zombification, can be fought as an optional boss battle at the end of Friday during The Apocalypse, after killing the final boss, if the Postal Dude opts to kill all the faction leaders instead of simply escaping the town with Champ. Vince fights with a Rocket Launcher that fires heat-seeking rockets, and is flanked by two RWS staff throwing grenades. Unlike other bosses that fight with a rocket launcher, Vince does not have a secondary weapon for use at close range, and thus will continue to fire rockets even if the Postal Dude is near him and thus will harm himself with the splash damage. Vince also never moves from his initial position behind the Church altar. Vince has more health than Gary Coleman or Osama, but less health than the expansion's other bosses, requiring more than 160 Machine Gun rounds or many explosive hits to kill.

Postal III

Vince briefly appears in a cutscene where he offers the Dude a job as security for his top Postal Babe, Jennifer Walcott.

Film

Vince portrayed Krotchy in the Postal film.

In the Postal film, Vince is revealed to be the true identity of the Krotchy mascot. He attacks Uwe Boll for ruining Postal by adapting it into a movie, but ends up being shot to death by the director when the gunfight broke out in Little Germany.

Trivia

• Vince Desiderio is the head and founder of the real Running With Scissors, Inc. Vince is also the Postal series executive producer.
• When you set Vince on fire via gasoline he extinguishes himself and exclaims "Where's my video camera!"
• A diploma for anger management can be seen in Vince's office.
• A live-action cutscene of the real Vince is shown in Apocalypse Weekend on Saturday. In an angered state, Vince is seen shouting obscenities over the phone presumably at another staff member. When asked by the camera man about the Super-fun Pigeon Hunter Mission, he yells "We ain't got no budget for pigeon missions! What the fuck are you kidding me?!"
• Vince Deiderio rewore the Krotchy suit from the 2007 movie for an ad on GoPostal.com in 2008, where he gave a thank you to Japanese fans.
• He also owns Gary Coleman's sneaker (don't ask).

External links

• Vince Desi at Running With Scissors Official Website.