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Two-Ears is a character in POSTAL 2.

Description[]

The leader of the Bandits in Paradise Lost, he appears as a boss on Thursday. After getting robbed on Thursday, Two-Ears is met in the Bandits' Hideout (formally the Parcel Center). He uses a stationary Minigun to attack the Postal Dude.

He refers to his Minigun as the "Beeg Deeck".

Trivia[]

  • He is a parody of Borderlands first boss, Nine Toes (which states that he has three testicles).
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