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This article is about the video game version. For the movie version, see: The Bitch (film)


The Bitch is the main antagonist of POSTAL 2.

Description[]

The Postal Dude's wife, she goes unseen throughout the base game and is only heard in cutscenes. She leaves "a list of chores" for the Dude to do at the beginning of each day. During the game, she will not let the Dude back into the trailer until he has completed the errands of the day. She makes special note for the Dude to "not forget her Rocky Road" which, ironically, is never on the Dude's list of errands. She leaves the Dude and "moves back in with [her] mother" at the start of Apocalypse Weekend.

In Paradise Lost, the Bitch finally makes her first physical appearance at the end of Wednesday. She has lost a lot of weight and is about to marry Madcow Mike J. However, upon hearing the Dude's voice, she gets pissed, leading to a boss fight with her. The player is given the option to either kill her (with violence) or to trick her into dashing into four giant cakes which disable her. Either way, Mike J will revive her with his "life-giving man milk" which will make her fat, and the Dude remarks "Now I recognize her".

Later, she reappears with Mike J at the Hell Hole on Friday, attempting to take Champ away from the Dude, leading to another boss fight. During this fight, she swallows several loads of Mike J's man-milk causing her to swell in size. Eventually, she falls into a giant abyss where she transforms into a giant demon, serving as the final boss in Paradise Lost.

When defeated once more, she berates the Dude about their life together, how he was a terrible husband, and how he never remembered her rocky road. The Bitch is then destroyed once and for all by the leftover IED thrown by the Dude.

Alternatively, if the player has zero kills on their current run, she will have a change of heart realizing that the love of her life wasn't a Mad Cow Zombie Demon Overlord, but the Postal Dude, and asks him to take her back. The Postal Dude's simple response was giving her the finger and telling her he doesn't "give a shit", a nod to Gone with the Wind. She starts crying and smashing around the place while the Postal Dude escapes and rocks seal off the entrance behind him.

It is unknown what happens to her afterwards, but it's possible that she died when the rocks collapse on her.

POSTAL 4: No Regerts[]

A sign in Edensin implies that "Mike J killed his wife" instead of the Postal Dude. On Friday, the Dude meets her younger sister, Commander Hardrock, who has tracked downed the Dude in an effort to kill him because she is in love with him.

Trivia[]

  • She has the Dude's name tattooed above her right breast. However, as seen in Paradise Lost, it's crossed out and Mike J is written underneath it
  • The Bitch first appeared in the Postal games in an animated cutscene in Postal III.
  • According to Running with Scissors in a Steam forum, the Bitch weighs 148KG (approximately 326 lbs). [1]

Gallery[]

Characters in POSTAL2
Individuals
Postal Dude Jr.The BitchChampVince DesiMike JHabibGary ColemanT. Dude, Sr.KrotchyLarry the CrabUncle DaveJunkyard GuyOsamaPhraud HogslopRoscoZombie DadLeprechaunEaster BunnyPU CEOZack WardYeelandOld FarmerJohn MurrayBig McWillisMilo YiannopoulosTwo-EarsThat Beloved BookcaseThe Other Dude
Law Enforcement Organizations
Paradise Police ForceSWATNational GuardATFLawmenSurvivalistsDEET
Hate Groups
RWS ProtestorsBook ProtestorsRednecksButchersCarriersTerroristsVegetariansFood TechniciansGame DevsGingersBanditsSurvivalists
Other Groups
BystandersRWS StaffBank RobbersMarching BandColeman's CrewPriestsReligious ZealotsPostal BabesZombiesSecurity StaffSkeletonsHAATCole-MenRobotsGimps
Animals
DogsCatsElephantsCowsPigeonsMonkeysVelociraptors
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