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5 Slices of Pizza

Pizza is an item in POSTAL 2.


The manual description:

Pizza can be used to cure light wounds. Apparently, the local cheese has unique properties…

Slices of pizza are usually found in threes and fours, making the item abundant and easy to come across; however, there is a lower amount of them overall compared to the other food items. Generally, the food item can be found inside of homes on dinner tables or, more commonly, at picnics in the Forest area. When eaten, a slice of pizza heals 5 hitpoints.


  • The description in-game for the slice of pizza is "Magically cures light wounds when eaten". This is sarcastically poking fun at how many games, including POSTAL 2 itself, allow you to unrealistically heal any kind of wound instantly by eating food items.
  • The pizza is topped with ground meat.
    • According to Share the Pain dialogues, the meat is actually horse. ("Hard to believe that was horse.")
  • Originally, the pizza was to appear in Postal III. It was to function similarly to the one in Postal 2, although its properties (health restored) is unknown. It still appears in various levels, but has no function whatsoever and acts as nothing more than a static prop. Its health restoration was most likely not finished, as the method of health recovery in Postal III is simply hiding behind cover/not taking damage à la Call of Duty.