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Two Postal Babes.

Not to be confused with Postal Babes, the mobile video game.

The Postal Babes is a group of hot girls supporting The Postal Dude and Running With Scissors.


The Postal Babes make their first appearance In the Share the Pain. They appear out of smoke to cheer the winner/team, making sexual moaning noises while music plays. The Postal Babes are the main focus of the "Snatch" mode, in which is the standard "Capture the Flag" except it's a babe instead of a flag.

Apocalypse Weekend[]

In Apocalypse Weekend, Postal Babes appear in a dream of the Postal Dude while he was unconscious at the Hospital. After the Dude defeats Phraud Hogslop, Vince Desi invites the him to a party at his house with the Postal Babes. The Postal Dude asks Vince to save a blonde for him.

Paradise Lost[]

Postal Babes appear throughout Paradise in Paradise Lost. They are armed with Shotguns or Machine Guns and behave similarly to the RWS staff, having very high health and acting as allies of the Postal Dude if a firefight breaks out near them.

Postal III[]

Jen and the Postal Babes

Postal Babes return in Postal III. Their leader is revealed to be Jennifer Walcott, who is promoting a "Postal Babes Gone Insane" DVD line. They are seen aiding Jen, the Postal Dude, and Sergey Mavrodi in a mission to confront the Hockey Moms/Nerds that have taken over Thompson's Funland Arcade.

Video game[]

Main article: Postal Babes (video game)

The Postal Babes star in their own mobile video game. They receive a message saying that there are some strange events taking place in the local university. The Babes later know that a group of maniacs have invaded the university and are holding first year girls as hostages. The Babes have to infiltrate the university and defeat the maniacs before rescuing the hostages. For this purpose, the Babes will have several weapons at their disposal.


  • Real pornstars act as "Postal Babes" for promotional purposes of the Postal series.
  • Faith can be considered a honorary Postal Babe, since Jackie Tohn is frequently featured on the official Postal Babes website.


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