The following is a list of weapons in POSTAL: Brain Damaged.
- The Shovel
- Piss
- Not-So-Smart Pistol MK69420
- Super Hooker Shotgun
- Holier-Than-Thou Launcher
- Nailbiter
- Brain Fucker Gun 69000
- Gun Goes Brr
- Penetrator
- Pussy Blower
| Weapons in POSTAL: Brain Damaged |
| Melee Weapons |
| The Shovel | Piss | Kick | |
| Firearms |
| Not-So-Smart Pistol MK69420 | Super Hooker Shotgun | Nailbiter | Holier-Than-Thou Launcher | Brain Fucker Gun 69000 | Gun Goes Brr | Penetrator | Pussy Blower |