
No-Life Matters is the third and final episode of POSTAL: Brain Damaged.
Plot[]
- The Postal Dude wants to get an autograph from Leon Dusk.
Levels[]
Fluffy Friends Festival O' Fun[]

Popculture conventions are fun. And this one, F4, is a love letter to our favourite tech mogul, Leon Dusk.
Hostiles: 235
Secrets: 4
Posters: 5
Sniffing in the VIP area[]

If the standard convention grounds aren't enough, there is always the extremely posh VIP lounge full of complimentary drinks and the truth about popculture.
Hostiles: 206
Secrets: 3
Posters: 4
Bozo's Race into Space[]

Did you like the train level from Blood? Well, you will love this one then! And on the way up we'll help you figure out how to get cheap ticket to Mars.
Hostiles: 182
Secrets: 4
Posters: 4
Duskstar[]

Duskstar is the lair of Leon Dusk. This is the place where he takes number two and plots to take over the world. At the same time of course.
Hostiles: 176
Secrets: 3
Posters: 3
Cruel Dude Thesis[]

This arena serves only one purpose - to be a device that delivers the climax of our shitty jokes and lame references. Enjoy!
Hostiles: 2
Secrets: 0
Posters: 3
Trivia[]
- The name is a pun on the "Black Lives Matter" movement which itself became the subject of several scandals involving money laundering among other things.