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Понедельник (Monday) is the first day in Corkscrew RuLes. It has five errands.

Errands[]

  • Look at Posters - Head toward the Muhosransk City Police Station to look at the movie posters.
  • Talk to Stripper - Head toward the Culture House to question Zhenya the Blade.
  • Get Surgery Book - Visit the Library and check out a book.
  • Get a Newspaper - Visit the local editoral office and get tommorrow's paper.
  • Talk to the Surgeon - Head toward the Prison and speak with the Surgeon.

Plot[]

After waking up in an insane asylum with amnesia and his penis missing, Shtopor is forcibly discharged by the staff.

  • Look at Posters - After remembering that he was a pornographic actor, he resolves to look at movie posters to see if it would jog his memory. The posters are by the Militia Station thus Shtopor leaves the asylum and makes his way there.
  • Talk to Stripper - Shtopor recognizes an actress on the posters as someone worked with who currently works at the Culture House. With this new lead, Shtopor meets Zhenya the Blade who explains she doesn't know him well and only knows him from a "Dog food commercial". Feeling sorry for him, Zhenya offers Shtopor a "blowjob" which he takes despite not having his Pickle. After this "blowjob", the Culture House is attack by Terrorists. After some fighting, OMON, show up allowing Shtopor to escape.
  • Get Surgery book - With no leads, Shtopor resolves to do some research on how he can re-attach his missing penis. As such, he heads to the library. When he gets there, he finds out that he has unpaid library fees and won't be given the book until he pays.
  • Get a Newspaper - With the surgery book in hand, Shtopor decides he wants to do some reading in current events. Making his way to the local printing press, he acquires tomorrows paper.
  • Talk to the Surgeon - Reading the newspaper, Shtopor learns of a Surgeon who is currently in prison for dealing with stolen body parts. As such, Shtopor makes his way to the Prison.
  • Go Home - After finding out the location of his home, Shtopor returns home for the day where he reflects on what has happened to him.

Random event[]

  • When Shtopor approaches his house, he finds it is currently being protested by Scums, the leader of which was taking a shit in the bushes. They're mad that his pornography is being flooded on the internet and want to kill him as a result.

Key Items[]

Trivia[]

  • The goat screen before the terrorist attack translates as follows: The devs of this game are against the terrorism and believe that in virtual reality there's only one right way: KILL THESE FUCKERS UNTIL IT'S DONE! The extermination of this species is not consider to stop the righteous path of innocent citizen.
  • Referring to bad people as "Goats" was common Russian slang during the 2000s.

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