[[File:306142_10150266966106548_501781547_8111518_284170_n.jpg|thumb|Mike Jaret-Schachter circa 2011]]{{infobox character|''<...>''|name = Mike Jaret-Scachter|image = image:MikeJaret.jpg|imagewidth = 200px|caption = Mike J at the RWS Offices.|type = Human, Zombie (''[[Apocalypse Weekend]]'')|gender = Male|affiliations = [[Running With Scissors]], [[Zombies]] (''Apocalypse Weekend''), [[School Daze]] (''[[A Week In Paradise]]'')|status = Dead|played by = Himself}}
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{{infobox character|''<...>''|name = Mike Jaret-Scachter|image = image:MikeJaret.jpg|imagewidth = 200px|caption = Mike J at the RWS Offices.|type = Human, Zombie (''[[Apocalypse Weekend]]'')|gender = Male|affiliations = [[Running With Scissors]], [[Zombies]] (''Apocalypse Weekend''), [[School Daze]] (''[[A Week In Paradise]]'')|status = Dead|played by = Himself}}
'''Mike Jaret-Schachter''' ('''MikeJ''' for short) is the Producer for [[Running With Scissors]]. His office in the RWS headquarters is located in the toilet, next to [[Vince Desi]]'s office. In ''[[Postal 2]]'', Mike J does not play a large role other than being one of the RWS staff members to fight the [[Parents for Decency]] when the hate group assaults the RWS headquarters. Mike J is also seen in other areas of [[Paradise]] such as the [[Church]] and [[Earl's Elephant Ranch and Grill]].
'''Mike Jaret-Schachter''' ('''MikeJ''' for short) is the Producer for [[Running With Scissors]]. His office in the RWS headquarters is located in the toilet, next to [[Vince Desi]]'s office. In ''[[Postal 2]]'', Mike J does not play a large role other than being one of the RWS staff members to fight the [[Parents for Decency]] when the hate group assaults the RWS headquarters. Mike J is also seen in other areas of [[Paradise]] such as the [[Church]] and [[Earl's Elephant Ranch and Grill]].
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==A Week in Paradise==
==A Week in Paradise==
Mike J appears as the principal of the [[School Daze]], this time wearing a dark suit instead of his RWS clothes. A placard with his name is seen on his desk at his office, similar to that on the toilet at RWS headquarters.
Mike J appears as the principal of the [[School Daze]], this time wearing a dark suit instead of his RWS clothes. A placard with his name is seen on his desk at his office, similar to that on the toilet at RWS headquarters.
While MikeJ was the producer for POSTALIII, he didn't have a personal character role himself in the game. He did do the voice over work, however, for a lot of characters including Al-Queda leader Osama Bin Laden, Russian celebrity Sergei Mavrodi as well as the homosexual interviewer in all of the games cinematics.
==Trivia==
==Trivia==
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* Mike Jaret is also the Producer of the real Running With Scissors, Inc.
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* [[File:306142_10150266966106548_501781547_8111518_284170_n.jpg|thumb|Mike Jaret-Schachter circa 2011]]Mike Jaret is also the Producer of the real Running With Scissors, Inc.
* Lots of characters in the game use a face modeled after Mike J's, including the [[fags]] from ''[[Fag Hunter]]'', the transvestite in the Paradise gaybar "Fire In The Hole" and [[Mr. Murray]] from ''[[Eternal Damnation]]''.
* Lots of characters in the game use a face modeled after Mike J's, including the [[fags]] from ''[[Fag Hunter]]'', the transvestite in the Paradise gaybar "Fire In The Hole" and [[Mr. Murray]] from ''[[Eternal Damnation]]''.
* While MikeJ was the producer for ''[[Postal 3]]''', he did not have a personal character role himself in the game. He did do the voice over work, however, for a lot of characters including [[Terrorists|Al Qaeda]] leader [[Osama|Osama Bin Laden]], as well as the homosexual interviewer in all of the games cinematics.
Mike Jaret-Schachter (MikeJ for short) is the Producer for Running With Scissors. His office in the RWS headquarters is located in the toilet, next to Vince Desi's office. In Postal 2, Mike J does not play a large role other than being one of the RWS staff members to fight the Parents for Decency when the hate group assaults the RWS headquarters. Mike J is also seen in other areas of Paradise such as the Church and Earl's Elephant Ranch and Grill.
A zombified Mike J before his battle against The Postal Dude.
"I am Mike J, Kosher Mad Cow Zombie, God of Hellfire! All bow down, and worship my asscock!"
— A zombified Mike J introduces himself
In Apocalypse Weekend, Vince informs the Postal Dude that Mike J has been infected with the mad cow disease. For that reason, Vince needs the Postal Dude's help with the marketing.
After the Postal Dude crosses The Bridge, he finally manages to find his trailer; but suddenly the ground shakes, and he finds the corpses of several National Guard soldiers. A zombified Mike J then appears, in the form of a gigantic demon-like creature with horns, and stingers on the back. Mike J's appearance and introduction prompt the Postal Dude to say that the Postal 2 game designer has lost "his tiny mind". Mike J is also revealed to be the leader of the zombies, with some of them actually appear during the battle to aid him.
To defeat the boss, the Postal Dude must destroy the floating little Gary Coleman heads over Mike J's head, which act as a shield for him. He leaves a trail of fire after him as he walks, and throws fire balls and milkshots from his udder from time to time. Mike J has 4947 hit points, and on Insane-o difficulty, he has 7300. Before going on to fight him, it is highly recommended to stock up on weapons, especially Rocket Launchers and Grenades.
A Week in Paradise
Mike J appears as the principal of the School Daze, this time wearing a dark suit instead of his RWS clothes. A placard with his name is seen on his desk at his office, similar to that on the toilet at RWS headquarters.
Trivia
Mike Jaret-Schachter circa 2011
Mike Jaret is also the Producer of the real Running With Scissors, Inc.
Lots of characters in the game use a face modeled after Mike J's, including the fags from Fag Hunter, the transvestite in the Paradise gaybar "Fire In The Hole" and Mr. Murray from Eternal Damnation.
While MikeJ was the producer for Postal 3', he did not have a personal character role himself in the game. He did do the voice over work, however, for a lot of characters including Al Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden, as well as the homosexual interviewer in all of the games cinematics.
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