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After the Postal Dude crosses [[The Bridge]], he finally manages to find his [[Postal Dude's trailer|trailer]]; but suddenly the ground shakes, and he finds the corpses of several [[National Guard]] soldiers. A zombified Mike J then appears, in the form of a gigantic demon-like creature with horns, and stingers on the back. Mike J's appearance and introduction prompt the Postal Dude to say that the ''Postal 2'' game designer has lost "his tiny mind". Mike J is also revealed to be the leader of the [[zombies]], with some of them actually appear during the battle to aid him.
 
After the Postal Dude crosses [[The Bridge]], he finally manages to find his [[Postal Dude's trailer|trailer]]; but suddenly the ground shakes, and he finds the corpses of several [[National Guard]] soldiers. A zombified Mike J then appears, in the form of a gigantic demon-like creature with horns, and stingers on the back. Mike J's appearance and introduction prompt the Postal Dude to say that the ''Postal 2'' game designer has lost "his tiny mind". Mike J is also revealed to be the leader of the [[zombies]], with some of them actually appear during the battle to aid him.
   
To defeat the boss, the Postal Dude must destroy the floating little [[Gary Coleman]] heads over Mike J's head, which act as a shield for him. He leaves a trail of fire after him as he walks, and throws fire balls and milkshots from his udder from time to time. Mike J has 4947 hit points.
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To defeat the boss, the Postal Dude must destroy the floating little [[Gary Coleman]] heads over Mike J's head, which act as a shield for him. He leaves a trail of fire after him as he walks, and throws fire balls and milkshots from his udder from time to time. Mike J has 4947 hit points, and on Insane-o difficulty, he has 7300. Before going on to fight him, it is highly recommended to stock up on weapons, especially [[Rocket Launcher]]s and [[Grenade]]s.
   
 
==A Week in Paradise==
 
==A Week in Paradise==

Revision as of 13:45, 10 August 2011

Mike Jaret-Scachter
File:Image:MikeJaret.jpg
Mike J at the RWS Offices.
Attributes
Type Human, Zombie (Apocalypse Weekend)
Gender Male
Affiliations Running With Scissors, Zombies (Apocalypse Weekend), School Daze (A Week In Paradise)
Status Dead
Played by Himself

Mike Jaret-Schachter (Mike J for short) is the Product Manager of Running With Scissors. His office in the RWS headquarters is located in the toilet, next to Vince Desi's office. In Postal 2, Mike J does not play a large role other than being one of the RWS staff members to fight the Parents for Decency when the hate group assaults the RWS headquarters. Mike J is also seen in other areas of Paradise such as the Church and Earl's Elephant Ranch and Grill.

Apocalypse Weekend

MikeZombie

A zombified Mike J before his battle against The Postal Dude.

"I am Mike J, Kosher Mad Cow Zombie, God of Hellfire! All bow down, and worship my asscock!"

— A zombified Mike J introduces himself

In Apocalypse Weekend, Vince informs the Postal Dude that Mike J has been infected with the mad cow disease. For that reason, Vince needs the Postal Dude's help with the marketing.

After the Postal Dude crosses The Bridge, he finally manages to find his trailer; but suddenly the ground shakes, and he finds the corpses of several National Guard soldiers. A zombified Mike J then appears, in the form of a gigantic demon-like creature with horns, and stingers on the back. Mike J's appearance and introduction prompt the Postal Dude to say that the Postal 2 game designer has lost "his tiny mind". Mike J is also revealed to be the leader of the zombies, with some of them actually appear during the battle to aid him.

To defeat the boss, the Postal Dude must destroy the floating little Gary Coleman heads over Mike J's head, which act as a shield for him. He leaves a trail of fire after him as he walks, and throws fire balls and milkshots from his udder from time to time. Mike J has 4947 hit points, and on Insane-o difficulty, he has 7300. Before going on to fight him, it is highly recommended to stock up on weapons, especially Rocket Launchers and Grenades.

A Week in Paradise

Mike J appears as the principal of the School Daze, this time wearing a dark suit instead of his RWS clothes. A placard with his name is seen on his desk at his office, similar to that on the toilet at RWS headquarters.

Trivia

  • Mike Jaret is also the Product Manager of the real Running With Scissors, Inc.
  • Lots of characters in the game use a face modeled after Mike J's, including the fags from Fag Hunter, and John's father from Eternal Damnation.

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