Changes: Mike J

Michael Jaret-Shachter
	; Mike J at the RWS Offices.
Attributes
Type	Human; Mad Cow-Demon Zombie (Apocalypse Weekend and Paradise Lost)
Gender	Male
Affiliations	Running With Scissors; Zombies (Apocalypse Weekend and Paradise Lost); School Daze (A Week In Paradise)
Status	Determinant
Played by	Michael Jaret-Schachter

Revision as of 14:46, 20 November 2019

Michael Jaret-Schachter, or Mike J for short, is the Vice President of Business Development and Co-Owner of Running With Scissors. His in-game avatar is a major character in the POSTAL series.

POSTAL 2

His office in the RWS headquarters is located in the restroom, next to Vince Desi's office. In POSTAL 2, Mike J does not play a large role other than being one of the RWS staff members to fight the Parents for Decency when the hate group assaults the RWS headquarters. After Monday, Mike J can be seen roaming around in other areas of Paradise such as the Church and Earl's Elephant Ranch and Grill.

Apocalypse Weekend

MikeZombie — A zombified Mike J before his battle with the Postal Dude.

"I am Mike J, Kosher Mad Cow Zombie, God of Hellfire! All bow down, and worship my asscock!"

— A zombified Mike J introduces himself

In Apocalypse Weekend, Vince informs the Postal Dude that Mike J has been infected with the mad cow disease. For that reason, Vince needs the Postal Dude's help with the marketing.

After the Postal Dude crosses the Bridge, he finally manages to find his trailer; but suddenly the ground shakes, and he finds the corpses of several National Guard soldiers. A zombified Mike J then appears, in the form of a gigantic demon-like creature with horns, and stingers on the back. Mike J's appearance and introduction prompt the Postal Dude to say that the Postal 2 game designer has lost "his tiny mind". Mike J is also revealed to be the leader of the zombies, with some of them actually appear during the battle to aid him.

To defeat the boss, the Postal Dude must destroy the floating little Gary Coleman heads over Mike J's head, which act as a shield for him. He leaves a trail of fire after him as he walks, and throws fire balls and milkshots from his udder from time to time. Mike J has 4947 HP, and on Insane-o difficulty, he has 7300. Before going on to fight him, it is highly recommended to stock up on weapons, especially Rocket Launchers and Grenades. if playing in enhanced mode make sure you have the sawed off shotgun and lots of ammo you will win the fight in seconds

A Week in Paradise

Mike J appears as the principal of School Daze, this time wearing a dark suit instead of his RWS clothes. A placard with his name is seen on his desk at his office, similar to that on the toilet at RWS headquarters.

Postal III

Mike J, in his Mad Cow form, makes a cameo appearance in Postal III. He can be seen during the outro cutscene of the Paradise Dream Bridge level, and makes several appearances on posters labelled "Cowboss".

Paradise Lost

Mike J reappears in Paradise Lost. He has taken over the Junkyard and is one of the faction leaders that the Postal Dude must work with.

At the end of Tuesday, he and an army of zombies assault the Church of the VD Clan, and captures the Postal Dude.

On Wednesday, Mike J gives the Postal Dude a list of errands to complete so he can proceed with a wedding. At the end of Wednesday, it's revealed that Mike J's bride is the Postal Dude's ex-wife, The Bitch. After the resulting battle between the Postal Dude and the Bitch, Mike J revives her with his "Life-Giving Man Milk", at the cost of restoring her overweight form. Enraged, Mike J banishes the Dude from the Junkyard, which he seems content with.

Mike J reappears on Friday alongside The Bitch, both of them have followed the two Postal Dudes into the Hell Hole. During the boss battle, Mike J will heal the Bitch with his Man Milk. During the final boss battle between the Postal Dude and The Bitch, Mike J declares war with the other faction leaders, causing a third Aocalypse.

If the Postal Dude opts to take down the faction leaders, then Mike J will fight him at the Junkyard.

If the Postal Dude chooses to flee the town instead, Mike J will be blown up with the rest of Paradise.

POSTAL 4: No Regerts

Mike J will once again reappear in POSTAL 4: No Regerts, having apparently recovered fromt he Mad Cow Disease. At this moment, all that is known about him is that he is the mayor of Edensin, and owns the local bidet store in town. It is currently unknown if the events of Paradise Lost have had any effect on him.

Trivia

306142 10150266966106548 501781547 8111518 284170 n — Mike Jaret-Schachter circa 2011

Urinating on his in-game character in the Steam version of POSTAL 2 causes him to begin dancing.

During Halloween, he can be seen with green face paint.
The real Michael Jaret-Schachter is employed at Running With Scissors, and is their "Chief Bidet Officer".
Lots of characters in the game use the same facemap as Mike J's, including the fags from "Fire in the Hole" and Fag Hunter, and Mr. Murray from Eternal Damnation.
While Jaret-Schachter was the producer for Postal III, he did not have a character role in the game. He did do the voiceover work, however, for a number of characters, most notably Al Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden, as well as the Postal Dude's interviewer in a majority of the game's cinematics.
When you cut off one of his legs he will say " Can you call my wife? I just want one more blowjob before I die" and " Can you do me a favor and touch my dick I think I've lost all feeling in it" and " Don't kill me yet! I haven't had sex with 100 women!"

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External links

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 |caption = Mike J at the RWS Offices.
-|type = Human, Zombie (''[[Apocalypse Weekend]]'')
+|type = Human<br/>Mad Cow-Demon Zombie (''[[Apocalypse Weekend]]'' and ''[[Postal 2: Paradise Lost|Paradise Lost]]'')
 |gender = Male
-|affiliations = [[Running With Scissors]], [[Zombies]] (''Apocalypse Weekend''), [[School Daze]] (''[[A Week In Paradise]]'')
+|affiliations = [[Running With Scissors]]<br/>[[Zombies]] (''Apocalypse Weekend'' and ''Paradise Lost'')<br/>[[School Daze]] (''[[A Week In Paradise]]'')
-|status = Unknown
+|status = Determinant
-|played by = Himself}}
+|played by = Michael Jaret-Schachter}}
+'''Michael Jaret-Schachter''', or '''Mike J''' for short, is the Vice President of Business Development and Co-Owner of [[Running With Scissors]]. His in-game avatar is a major character in the ''POSTAL'' series.
-'''Mike Jaret-Schachter''' ('''Mike J''' for short) is the Producer for [[Running With Scissors]]. His office in the RWS headquarters is located in the restroom, next to [[Vince Desi]]'s office. In ''[[Postal 2]]'', Mike J does not play a large role other than being one of the RWS staff members to fight the [[Parents for Decency]] when the hate group assaults the RWS headquarters. Mike J is also seen in other areas of [[Paradise]] such as the [[Church]] and [[Earl's Elephant Ranch and Grill]].
+== POSTAL 2 ==
+His office in the RWS headquarters is located in the restroom, next to [[Vince Desi]]'s office. In ''[[Postal 2|POSTAL 2]]'', Mike J does not play a large role other than being one of the RWS staff members to fight the [[Parents for Decency]] when the hate group assaults the RWS headquarters. After Monday, Mike J can be seen roaming around in other areas of [[Paradise]] such as the [[Church]] and [[Earl's Elephant Ranch and Grill]].
 ==Apocalypse Weekend==
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 After the Postal Dude crosses [[the Bridge]], he finally manages to find [[Postal Dude's trailer|his trailer]]; but suddenly the ground shakes, and he finds the corpses of several [[National Guard]] soldiers. A zombified Mike J then appears, in the form of a gigantic demon-like creature with horns, and stingers on the back. Mike J's appearance and introduction prompt the Postal Dude to say that the ''Postal 2'' game designer has lost "his tiny mind". Mike J is also revealed to be the leader of the [[zombies]], with some of them actually appear during the battle to aid him.
-To defeat the boss, the Postal Dude must destroy the floating little [[Gary Coleman]] heads over Mike J's head, which act as a shield for him. He leaves a trail of fire after him as he walks, and throws fire balls and milkshots from his udder from time to time. Mike J has 4947 HP, and on Insane-o difficulty, he has 7300. Before going on to fight him, it is highly recommended to stock up on weapons, especially [[Rocket Launcher]]s and [[Grenade]]s.
+To defeat the boss, the Postal Dude must destroy the floating little [[Gary Coleman]] heads over Mike J's head, which act as a shield for him. He leaves a trail of fire after him as he walks, and throws fire balls and milkshots from his udder from time to time. Mike J has 4947 HP, and on Insane-o difficulty, he has 7300. Before going on to fight him, it is highly recommended to stock up on weapons, especially [[Rocket Launcher]]s and [[Grenade]]s. if playing in enhanced mode make sure you have the sawed off shotgun and lots of ammo you will win the fight in seconds
 ==A Week in Paradise==
 Mike J appears as the principal of [[School Daze]], this time wearing a dark suit instead of his RWS clothes. A placard with his name is seen on his desk at his office, similar to that on the toilet at RWS headquarters.
+== Postal III ==
+Mike J, in his Mad Cow form, makes a cameo appearance in ''Postal III''. He can be seen during the outro cutscene of the ''Paradise Dream Bridge'' level, and makes several appearances on posters labelled "Cowboss".
+==Paradise Lost==
+Mike J reappears in [[Paradise Lost]]. He has taken over the [[Junkyard]] and is one of the faction leaders that the Postal Dude must work with.
+At the end of [[Tuesday (Paradise Lost)|Tuesday]], he and an army of zombies assault the [[Church of the VD Clan]], and captures the Postal Dude.
+On [[Wednesday (Paradise Lost)|Wednesday]], Mike J gives the Postal Dude a list of errands to complete so he can proceed with a wedding. At the end of Wednesday, it's revealed that Mike J's bride is the Postal Dude's ex-wife, [[The Bitch]]. After the resulting battle between the Postal Dude and the Bitch, Mike J revives her with his "Life-Giving Man Milk", at the cost of restoring her overweight form. Enraged, Mike J banishes the Dude from the Junkyard, which he seems content with.
+Mike J reappears on [[Friday (Paradise Lost)|Friday]] alongside The Bitch, both of them have followed the two Postal Dudes into the [[Hell Hole]]. During the boss battle, Mike J will heal the Bitch with his Man Milk. During the final boss battle between the Postal Dude and The Bitch, Mike J declares war with the other faction leaders, causing a third Aocalypse.
+If the Postal Dude opts to take down the faction leaders, then Mike J will fight him at the Junkyard.
+If the Postal Dude chooses to flee the town instead, Mike J will be blown up with the rest of Paradise.
+== POSTAL 4: No Regerts ==
+Mike J will once again reappear in [[POSTAL 4: No Regerts]], having apparently recovered fromt he Mad Cow Disease. At this moment, all that is known about him is that he is the mayor of [[Edensin]], and owns the local bidet store in town. It is currently unknown if the events of [[Paradise Lost]] have had any effect on him.
 ==Trivia==
-* [[File:306142_10150266966106548_501781547_8111518_284170_n.jpg|thumb|Mike Jaret-Schachter circa 2011]]Peeing on his in-game character in Postal 2 causes him to begin dancing and music to start playing.
+[[File:306142_10150266966106548_501781547_8111518_284170_n.jpg|thumb|Mike Jaret-Schachter circa 2011]]
+* Urinating on his in-game character in the Steam version of ''POSTAL 2'' causes him to begin dancing.
-* Mike Jaret is also the Producer of the real Running With Scissors, Inc.
-* Lots of characters in the game use a facemap after Mike J's, including the [[fags]] from "[[Fire in the Hole]]" and ''[[Fag Hunter]]'', and [[Mr. Murray]] from ''[[Eternal Damnation]]''.
+* During [[Holiday Events|Halloween]], he can be seen with green face paint.
-* While Mike J was the producer for ''[[Postal 3]]'', he did not have a personal character role himself in the game. He did do the voiceover work, however, for a lot of characters including [[Terrorists|Al Qaeda]] leader [[Osama|Osama Bin Laden]], as well as the homosexual interviewer in all of the games cinematics.
+* The real Michael Jaret-Schachter is employed at Running With Scissors, and is their "Chief Bidet Officer".
+* Lots of characters in the game use the same facemap as Mike J's, including the [[fags]] from "[[Fire in the Hole]]" and ''[[Fag Hunter]]'', and [[Mr. Murray]] from ''[[Eternal Damnation]]''.
+* While Jaret-Schachter was the producer for [[Postal III|''Postal III'']], he did not have a character role in the game. He did do the voiceover work, however, for a number of characters, most notably [[Terrorists|Al Qaeda]] leader [[Osama|Osama Bin Laden]], as well as the Postal Dude's interviewer in a majority of the game's cinematics.
+* When you cut off one of his legs he will say " Can you call my wife? I just want one more blowjob before I die" and " Can you do me a favor and touch my dick I think I've lost all feeling in it" and " Don't kill me yet! I haven't had sex with 100 women!"
+==Gallery==
+<gallery>
+The Bitch and Mike J in Hell Hole.PNG|Mike J and The Bitch in Hell Hole.
+</gallery>
 ==External links==
-* [http://www.runningwithscissors.com/mike-jaret Mike Jaret at Running With Scissors Official Website].
+* [http://www.runningwithscissors.com/mike-jaret Mike Jaret at Running With Scissors Official Website]
 * [http://www.facebook.com/mikejaret Mike Jaret's Facebook]
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+[[ru:Майк Джей]]
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Michael Jaret-Shachter
Mike J at the RWS Offices.
Attributes
Type	Human Mad Cow-Demon Zombie (Apocalypse Weekend and Paradise Lost)
Gender	Male
Affiliations	Running With Scissors Zombies (Apocalypse Weekend and Paradise Lost) School Daze (A Week In Paradise)
Status	Determinant
Played by	Michael Jaret-Schachter