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Please either enable it in your browser options, or visit your preferences to switch to the old MediaWiki editor <div class="placeholder placeholder-double-brackets" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22double-brackets%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Binfobox%20character%5Cn%7Cname%20%3D%20Michael%20Jaret-Shachter%5Cn%7Cimage%20%3D%20MikeJaret.jpg%5Cn%7Cimagewidth%20%3D%20200%5Cn%7Ccaption%20%3D%20Mike%20J%20at%20the%20RWS%20Offices.%5Cn%7Ctype%20%3D%20Human%3Cbr%5C%2F%3EMad%20Cow-Demon%20Zombie%20%28%27%27%5B%5BApocalypse%20Weekend%5D%5D%27%27%20and%20%27%27%5B%5BPostal%202%3A%20Paradise%20Lost%7CParadise%20Lost%5D%5D%27%27%29%5Cn%7Cgender%20%3D%20Male%5Cn%7Caffiliations%20%3D%20%5B%5BRunning%20With%20Scissors%5D%5D%3Cbr%5C%2F%3E%5B%5BZombies%5D%5D%20%28%27%27Apocalypse%20Weekend%27%27%20and%20%27%27Paradise%20Lost%27%27%29%3Cbr%5C%2F%3E%5B%5BSchool%20Daze%5D%5D%20%28%27%27%5B%5BA%20Week%20In%20Paradise%5D%5D%27%27%29%5Cn%7Cstatus%20%3D%20Determinant%5Cn%7Cplayed%20by%20%3D%20Michael%20Jaret-Schachter%7D%7D%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22infobox%20character%5Cn%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22spacesafter%22%3A%22%22%7D" contenteditable="false" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">​ <table class="infobox" data-rte-style="font-size:89%; width:300px;" style="font-size:89%; width:300px;" data-rte-attribs=" class=infobox style=font-size:89%; width:300px;" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> <tr data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> <th colspan="2" data-rte-style="background-color:#900; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:120%; padding:1em;" style="background-color:#900; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:120%; padding:1em;" data-rte-attribs=" colspan=2 style=background-color:#900; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:120%; padding:1em; " data-rte-spaces-before="1">Michael Jaret-Shachter </th></tr> <tr data-rte-style="text-align:center;" style="text-align:center;" data-rte-attribs=" style=text-align:center;"> <td colspan="2" data-rte-style="padding:0.5em;" style="padding:0.5em;" data-rte-attribs=" colspan=2 style=padding:0.5em; " data-rte-spaces-before="1"><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BApocalypse%20Weekend%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22MikeJaret.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22MikeJaret%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A200%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/postal/images/5/5a/MikeJaret.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/200?cb=20100902131835" width="200" height="235" class="image" data-image-name="MikeJaret.jpg" data-image-key="MikeJaret.jpg" type="image" /><br data-rte-washtml="1" /><i>Mike J at the RWS Offices.</i> </td></tr> <tr> <th colspan="2" data-rte-style="background-color:#900; color:#ffffff;" style="background-color:#900; color:#ffffff;" data-rte-attribs=" colspan=2 style=background-color:#900; color:#ffffff; " data-rte-spaces-before="1">Attributes </th></tr> <tr> <td data-rte-spaces-before="1"><b>Type</b> </td><td data-rte-spaces-before="1">Human<br data-rte-washtml="1" />Mad Cow-Demon Zombie (<i><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Apocalypse%20Weekend%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Apocalypse%20Weekend%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BApocalypse%20Weekend%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/Apocalypse_Weekend" title="Apocalypse Weekend">Apocalypse Weekend</a></i> and <i><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Paradise%20Lost%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Postal%202%3A%20Paradise%20Lost%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPostal%202%3A%20Paradise%20Lost%7CParadise%20Lost%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/Postal_2:_Paradise_Lost" title="Postal 2: Paradise Lost" class="mw-redirect">Paradise Lost</a></i>) </td></tr> <tr> <td data-rte-spaces-before="1"><b>Gender</b> </td><td data-rte-spaces-before="1">Male </td></tr> <tr> <td data-rte-spaces-before="1"><b>Affiliations</b> </td><td data-rte-spaces-before="1"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Running%20With%20Scissors%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Running%20With%20Scissors%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BRunning%20With%20Scissors%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/Running_With_Scissors" title="Running With Scissors">Running With Scissors</a><br data-rte-washtml="1" /><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Zombies%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Zombies%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BZombies%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/Zombies" title="Zombies">Zombies</a> (<i>Apocalypse Weekend</i> and <i>Paradise Lost</i>)<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22School%20Daze%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22School%20Daze%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSchool%20Daze%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/School_Daze" title="School Daze">School Daze</a> (<i><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22A%20Week%20In%20Paradise%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22A%20Week%20In%20Paradise%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BA%20Week%20In%20Paradise%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/A_Week_In_Paradise" title="A Week In Paradise" class="mw-redirect">A Week In Paradise</a></i>) </td></tr> <tr> <td data-rte-spaces-before="1"><b>Status</b> </td><td data-rte-spaces-before="1">Determinant </td></tr> <tr> <td><b>Played by</b> </td><td>Michael Jaret-Schachter </td></tr> </table>​</div> <p data-rte-fromparser="true"><b>Michael Jaret-Schachter</b>, or <b>Mike J</b> for short, is the Vice President of Business Development and Co-Owner of <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Running%20With%20Scissors%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Running%20With%20Scissors%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BRunning%20With%20Scissors%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/Running_With_Scissors" title="Running With Scissors">Running With Scissors</a>. His in-game avatar is a major character in the <i>POSTAL</i> series. </p> <h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> POSTAL 2 </h2> <p data-rte-fromparser="true">His office in the RWS headquarters is located in the restroom, next to <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Vince%20Desi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Vince%20Desi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BVince%20Desi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/Vince_Desi" title="Vince Desi">Vince Desi</a>'s office. In <i><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22POSTAL%202%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Postal%202%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPostal%202%7CPOSTAL%202%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/Postal_2" title="Postal 2" class="mw-redirect">POSTAL 2</a></i>, Mike J does not play a large role other than being one of the RWS staff members to fight the <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Parents%20for%20Decency%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Parents%20for%20Decency%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BParents%20for%20Decency%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/Parents_for_Decency" title="Parents for Decency">Parents for Decency</a> when the hate group assaults the RWS headquarters. After Monday, Mike J can be seen roaming around in other areas of <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Paradise%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Paradise%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BParadise%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/Paradise" title="Paradise">Paradise</a> such as the <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Church%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Church%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BChurch%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/Church" title="Church">Church</a> and <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Earl%27s%20Elephant%20Ranch%20and%20Grill%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Earl%27s%20Elephant%20Ranch%20and%20Grill%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BEarl%27s%20Elephant%20Ranch%20and%20Grill%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/Earl%27s_Elephant_Ranch_and_Grill" title="Earl's Elephant Ranch and Grill">Earl's Elephant Ranch and Grill</a>. </p> <h2 data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Apocalypse Weekend</h2> <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3AMikeZombie.jpg%7Cthumb%7Cleft%7C175px%7CA%20zombified%20Mike%20J%20before%20his%20battle%20with%20the%20%5B%5BPostal%20Dude%5D%5D.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22MikeZombie.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22MikeZombie%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22left%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22A%20zombified%20Mike%20J%20before%20his%20battle%20with%20the%20%5B%5BPostal%20Dude%5D%5D.%22%2C%22width%22%3A175%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22A%20zombified%20Mike%20J%20before%20his%20battle%20with%20the%20%3Ca%20_rte_dataidx%3D%5C%220084%5C%22%20href%3D%5C%22%5C%2Fwiki%5C%2FPostal_Dude%5C%22%20title%3D%5C%22Postal%20Dude%5C%22%20class%3D%5C%22mw-redirect%5C%22%3EPostal%20Dude%3C%5C%2Fa%3E.%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/postal/images/e/eb/MikeZombie.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/175?cb=20110320003622" width="175" height="220" class="image thumb alignLeft withCaption" data-image-name="MikeZombie.jpg" data-image-key="MikeZombie.jpg" type="image" /><div class="placeholder placeholder-double-brackets" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22double-brackets%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7BQuote%7C%27%27I%20am%20Mike%20J%2C%20Kosher%20Mad%20Cow%20Zombie%2C%20God%20of%5Cufeff%20Hellfire%21%20All%20bow%20down%2C%20and%20worship%20my%20asscock%21%27%27%7CA%20zombified%20Mike%20J%20introduces%20himself%7D%7D%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22spacesafter%22%3A%22%22%7D" contenteditable="false">​ <p data-rte-fromparser="true">"<i>I am Mike J, Kosher Mad Cow Zombie, God of Hellfire! All bow down, and worship my asscock!</i>" </p> — A zombified Mike J introduces himself​</div> <p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">In <i><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Apocalypse%20Weekend%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Apocalypse%20Weekend%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BApocalypse%20Weekend%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/Apocalypse_Weekend" title="Apocalypse Weekend">Apocalypse Weekend</a></i>, Vince informs the <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Postal%20Dude%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Postal%20Dude%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPostal%20Dude%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/Postal_Dude" title="Postal Dude" class="mw-redirect">Postal Dude</a> that Mike J has been infected with the mad cow disease. For that reason, Vince needs the Postal Dude's help with the marketing. </p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">After the Postal Dude crosses <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22the%20Bridge%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22the%20Bridge%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bthe%20Bridge%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/The_Bridge" title="The Bridge">the Bridge</a>, he finally manages to find <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22his%20trailer%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Postal%20Dude%27s%20trailer%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPostal%20Dude%27s%20trailer%7Chis%20trailer%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/Postal_Dude%27s_trailer" title="Postal Dude's trailer">his trailer</a>; but suddenly the ground shakes, and he finds the corpses of several <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22National%20Guard%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22National%20Guard%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNational%20Guard%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/National_Guard" title="National Guard">National Guard</a> soldiers. A zombified Mike J then appears, in the form of a gigantic demon-like creature with horns, and stingers on the back. Mike J's appearance and introduction prompt the Postal Dude to say that the <i>Postal 2</i> game designer has lost "his tiny mind". Mike J is also revealed to be the leader of the <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22zombies%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22zombies%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bzombies%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/Zombies" title="Zombies">zombies</a>, with some of them actually appear during the battle to aid him. </p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">To defeat the boss, the Postal Dude must destroy the floating little <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Gary%20Coleman%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Gary%20Coleman%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGary%20Coleman%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/Gary_Coleman" title="Gary Coleman">Gary Coleman</a> heads over Mike J's head, which act as a shield for him. He leaves a trail of fire after him as he walks, and throws fire balls and milkshots from his udder from time to time. Mike J has 4947 HP, and on Insane-o difficulty, he has 7300. Before going on to fight him, it is highly recommended to stock up on weapons, especially <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Rocket%20Launcher%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Rocket%20Launcher%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BRocket%20Launcher%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/Rocket_Launcher" title="Rocket Launcher">Rocket Launchers</a> and <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Grenade%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Grenade%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGrenade%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/Grenade" title="Grenade" class="mw-redirect">Grenades</a>. if playing in enhanced mode make sure you have the sawed off shotgun and lots of ammo you will win the fight in seconds </p> <h2 data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">A Week in Paradise</h2> <p data-rte-fromparser="true">Mike J appears as the principal of <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22School%20Daze%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22School%20Daze%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSchool%20Daze%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/School_Daze" title="School Daze">School Daze</a>, this time wearing a dark suit instead of his RWS clothes. A placard with his name is seen on his desk at his office, similar to that on the toilet at RWS headquarters. </p> <h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Postal III </h2> <p data-rte-fromparser="true">Mike J, in his Mad Cow form, makes a cameo appearance in <i>Postal III</i>. He can be seen during the outro cutscene of the <i>Paradise Dream Bridge</i> level, and makes several appearances on posters labelled "Cowboss". </p> <h2 data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Paradise Lost</h2> <p data-rte-fromparser="true">Mike J reappears in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Paradise%20Lost%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Paradise%20Lost%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BParadise%20Lost%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/Paradise_Lost" title="Paradise Lost">Paradise Lost</a>. He has taken over the <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Junkyard%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Junkyard%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BJunkyard%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/Junkyard" title="Junkyard">Junkyard</a> and is one of the faction leaders that the Postal Dude must work with. </p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">At the end of <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Tuesday%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Tuesday%20%28Paradise%20Lost%29%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTuesday%20%28Paradise%20Lost%29%7CTuesday%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/Tuesday_(Paradise_Lost)" title="Tuesday (Paradise Lost)">Tuesday</a>, he and an army of zombies assault the <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Church%20of%20the%20VD%20Clan%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Church%20of%20the%20VD%20Clan%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BChurch%20of%20the%20VD%20Clan%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/Church_of_the_VD_Clan" title="Church of the VD Clan">Church of the VD Clan</a>, and captures the Postal Dude. </p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">On <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Wednesday%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Wednesday%20%28Paradise%20Lost%29%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BWednesday%20%28Paradise%20Lost%29%7CWednesday%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/Wednesday_(Paradise_Lost)" title="Wednesday (Paradise Lost)">Wednesday</a>, Mike J gives the Postal Dude a list of errands to complete so he can proceed with a wedding. At the end of Wednesday, it's revealed that Mike J's bride is the Postal Dude's ex-wife, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22The%20Bitch%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22The%20Bitch%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BThe%20Bitch%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/The_Bitch" title="The Bitch">The Bitch</a>. After the resulting battle between the Postal Dude and the Bitch, Mike J revives her with his "Life-Giving Man Milk", at the cost of restoring her overweight form. Enraged, Mike J banishes the Dude from the Junkyard, which he seems content with. </p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Mike J reappears on <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Friday%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Friday%20%28Paradise%20Lost%29%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFriday%20%28Paradise%20Lost%29%7CFriday%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/Friday_(Paradise_Lost)" title="Friday (Paradise Lost)">Friday</a> alongside The Bitch, both of them have followed the two Postal Dudes into the <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Hell%20Hole%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Hell%20Hole%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BHell%20Hole%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/Hell_Hole" title="Hell Hole">Hell Hole</a>. During the boss battle, Mike J will heal the Bitch with his Man Milk. During the final boss battle between the Postal Dude and The Bitch, Mike J declares war with the other faction leaders, causing a third Aocalypse. </p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">If the Postal Dude opts to take down the faction leaders, then Mike J will fight him at the Junkyard. </p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">If the Postal Dude chooses to flee the town instead, Mike J will be blown up with the rest of Paradise. </p> <h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> POSTAL 4: No Regerts </h2> <p data-rte-fromparser="true">Mike J will once again reappear in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22POSTAL%204%3A%20No%20Regerts%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22POSTAL%204%3A%20No%20Regerts%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPOSTAL%204%3A%20No%20Regerts%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/POSTAL_4:_No_Regerts" title="POSTAL 4: No Regerts">POSTAL 4: No Regerts</a>, having apparently recovered fromt he Mad Cow Disease. At this moment, all that is known about him is that he is the mayor of <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Edensin%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Edensin%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BEdensin%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/Edensin" title="Edensin">Edensin</a>, and owns the local bidet store in town. It is currently unknown if the events of <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Paradise%20Lost%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Paradise%20Lost%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BParadise%20Lost%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/Paradise_Lost" title="Paradise Lost">Paradise Lost</a> have had any effect on him. </p> <h2 data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Trivia</h2> <p data-rte-fromparser="true"><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3A306142_10150266966106548_501781547_8111518_284170_n.jpg%7Cthumb%7CMike%20Jaret-Schachter%20circa%202011%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22306142_10150266966106548_501781547_8111518_284170_n.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22306142%2010150266966106548%20501781547%208111518%20284170%20n%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Mike%20Jaret-Schachter%20circa%202011%22%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Mike%20Jaret-Schachter%20circa%202011%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/postal/images/4/42/306142_10150266966106548_501781547_8111518_284170_n.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/180?cb=20120217215343" width="180" height="187" class="image thumb withCaption" data-image-name="306142 10150266966106548 501781547 8111518 284170 n.jpg" data-image-key="306142_10150266966106548_501781547_8111518_284170_n.jpg" type="image" /> </p> <ul><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Urinating on his in-game character in the Steam version of <i>POSTAL 2</i> causes him to begin dancing. </li></ul> <ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">During <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Halloween%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Holiday%20Events%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BHoliday%20Events%7CHalloween%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/Holiday_Events" title="Holiday Events">Halloween</a>, he can be seen with green face paint. </li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">The real Michael Jaret-Schachter is employed at Running With Scissors, and is their "Chief Bidet Officer". </li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Lots of characters in the game use the same facemap as Mike J's, including the <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22fags%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22fags%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bfags%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" class="new" title="Fags (page does not exist)" rel="nofollow" data-uncrawlable-url="L3dpa2kvRmFncz9hY3Rpb249ZWRpdCZyZWRsaW5rPTE=">fags</a> from "<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Fire%20in%20the%20Hole%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Fire%20in%20the%20Hole%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFire%20in%20the%20Hole%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/Fire_in_the_Hole" title="Fire in the Hole">Fire in the Hole</a>" and <i><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Fag%20Hunter%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Fag%20Hunter%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFag%20Hunter%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/Fag_Hunter" title="Fag Hunter">Fag Hunter</a></i>, and <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mr.%20Murray%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mr.%20Murray%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMr.%20Murray%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/Mr._Murray" title="Mr. Murray">Mr. Murray</a> from <i><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Eternal%20Damnation%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Eternal%20Damnation%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BEternal%20Damnation%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/Eternal_Damnation" title="Eternal Damnation">Eternal Damnation</a></i>. </li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">While Jaret-Schachter was the producer for <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%3Ci%3EPostal%20III%3C%5C%2Fi%3E%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Postal%20III%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPostal%20III%7C%27%27Postal%20III%27%27%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/Postal_III" title="Postal III"><i>Postal III</i></a>, he did not have a character role in the game. He did do the voiceover work, however, for a number of characters, most notably <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Al%20Qaeda%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Terrorists%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTerrorists%7CAl%20Qaeda%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/Terrorists" title="Terrorists">Al Qaeda</a> leader <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Osama%20Bin%20Laden%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Osama%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BOsama%7COsama%20Bin%20Laden%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="/wiki/Osama" title="Osama">Osama Bin Laden</a>, as well as the Postal Dude's interviewer in a majority of the game's cinematics. </li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">When you cut off one of his legs he will say " Can you call my wife? I just want one more blowjob before I die" and " Can you do me a favor and touch my dick I think I've lost all feeling in it" and " Don't kill me yet! I haven't had sex with 100 women!" </li></ul> <h2 data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Gallery</h2> <p data-rte-fromparser="true"><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22externalImages%22%3A%5B%5D%2C%22hash%22%3A%22b2962d8c1bf4319f6162613a2dc57f50%22%2C%22id%22%3A0%2C%22images%22%3A%5B%7B%22name%22%3A%22The%20Bitch%20and%20Mike%20J%20in%20Hell%20Hole.PNG%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Mike%20J%20and%20The%20Bitch%20in%20Hell%20Hole.%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%22%2C%22linktext%22%3A%22%22%2C%22shorttext%22%3A%22%22%2C%22data-caption%22%3A%22Mike%20J%20and%20The%20Bitch%20in%20Hell%20Hole.%22%7D%5D%2C%22imagesShown%22%3A%5B%7B%22name%22%3A%22The%20Bitch%20and%20Mike%20J%20in%20Hell%20Hole.PNG%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Mike%20J%20and%20The%20Bitch%20in%20Hell%20Hole.%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%22%2C%22linktext%22%3A%22%22%2C%22shorttext%22%3A%22%22%2C%22data-caption%22%3A%22Mike%20J%20and%20The%20Bitch%20in%20Hell%20Hole.%22%7D%5D%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%7D%2C%22type%22%3A1%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%3Cgallery%3E%5CnThe%20Bitch%20and%20Mike%20J%20in%20Hell%20Hole.PNG%7CMike%20J%20and%20The%20Bitch%20in%20Hell%20Hole.%5Cn%3C%5C%2Fgallery%3E%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIABAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAEALAAAAAABAAEAQAICTAEAOw%3D%3D" class="media-placeholder image-gallery alignLeft" type="image-gallery" height="185" width="185" /> </p> <h2 data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">External links</h2> <ul><li data-rte-spaces-before="1"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22external%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mike%20Jaret%20at%20Running%20With%20Scissors%20Official%20Website%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22http%3A%5C%2F%5C%2Fwww.runningwithscissors.com%5C%2Fmike-jaret%22%2C%22linktype%22%3A%22text%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5Bhttp%3A%5C%2F%5C%2Fwww.runningwithscissors.com%5C%2Fmike-jaret%20Mike%20Jaret%20at%20Running%20With%20Scissors%20Official%20Website%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" rel="nofollow" class="external text" href="http://www.runningwithscissors.com/mike-jaret">Mike Jaret at Running With Scissors Official Website</a> </li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22external%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mike%20Jaret%27s%20Facebook%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22http%3A%5C%2F%5C%2Fwww.facebook.com%5C%2Fmikejaret%22%2C%22linktype%22%3A%22text%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5Bhttp%3A%5C%2F%5C%2Fwww.facebook.com%5C%2Fmikejaret%20Mike%20Jaret%27s%20Facebook%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" rel="nofollow" class="external text" href="http://www.facebook.com/mikejaret">Mike Jaret's Facebook</a> </li></ul> <div class="placeholder placeholder-double-brackets" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22double-brackets%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7BPostal%202%20Characters%7D%7D%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%221%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Postal%202%20Characters%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%7D" contenteditable="false" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">​​</div> <p data-rte-fromparser="true"><span class="placeholder placeholder-double-brackets" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22double-brackets%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7BDEFAULTSORT%3AJ%2C%20Mike%7D%7D%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%221%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22DEFAULTSORT%3AJ%2C%20Mike%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%7D" contenteditable="false">​​</span> <!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} --><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22ru%3A%5Cu041c%5Cu0430%5Cu0439%5Cu043a%20%5Cu0414%5Cu0436%5Cu0435%5Cu0439%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22ru%3A%5Cu041c%5Cu0430%5Cu0439%5Cu043a%20%5Cu0414%5Cu0436%5Cu0435%5Cu0439%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bru%3A%5Cu041c%5Cu0430%5Cu0439%5Cu043a%20%5Cu0414%5Cu0436%5Cu0435%5Cu0439%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="76910-21182700075df4c6ec49b65" href="https://postal.fandom.com/ru/wiki/%D0%9C%D0%B0%D0%B9%D0%BA_%D0%94%D0%B6%D0%B5%D0%B9" class="extiw" title="ru:Майк Джей">ru:Майк Джей</a> </p><p /> <!-- Saved in parser cache with key postal:rte-parser-cache:2081 --> Loading editor Individuals Running With Scissors Zombies Characters Real life Below are some commonly used wiki markup codes. 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