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The Lawmen are a law enforcement organization in POSTAL 2.


They are in-charge of the security of the town of Paradise after the nuclear fallout. Their headquarters are a saloon called The Hole in the Clinic Area.

The Lawmen are dressed as Western sheriffs and speak in Southern accents. They come in different uniforms, each with varying degrees of hitpoints; those wearing the duster coats are usually the toughest. Due to reusing the Police Officers' AI, the Lawmen will try to arrest the Postal Dude everytime he is seen carrying a weapon, attacking other people, breaking windows, or even after being accused by others.

The first major confrontation against the Lawmen is on Tuesday; at The Wipe House, if the Postal Dude steals the Toilet Paper from the area.

From Thursday onward, the Lawmen are aided by the Survivalists.


  • The dialogue for the Lawmen was recycled from Postal III's normal Police lines (originally done by Marcus Davis).
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