They are in charge of the security of the town of Paradise and its people, and have their headquarters in a saloon called The Hole in the Clinic Area. The Lawmen are dressed as Western sheriffs and speak in Southern accents (reusing the standard cop voices from Postal III). They come in different uniforms, each with varying degrees of hitpoints; those wearing the duster coats are usually the toughest. Due to reusing the Police Officers' AI, the Lawmen will try to arrest the Postal Dude everytime he is seen carrying a weapon, attacking other people, breaking windows, or even after being accussed by others.
|Characters in Postal²|
|Postal Dude | The Bitch | Champ | Vince Desi | Mike J | Habib | Gary Coleman | Krotchy | Larry the Crab | Uncle Dave | Osama | Phraud Hogslop | Junkyard Guy | Earl | Rosco | T. Dude, Sr. | Lieberman | Zombie Dad | Easter Bunny | Zack Ward | Big McWillis | Yeeland | Old Man | John Murray | Milo Yiannopoulos | PU CEO | Two-Ears | That Beloved Bookcase|
|Law Enforcement Organizations|
|Police | SWAT | National Guard | ATF | Lawmen | Survivalists|
|RWS Protestors | Book Protestors | Rednecks | Butchers | Carriers | Vegetarians | Food Technicians | Game Devs | Gingers | Bandits | Survivalists|
|Civilians | RWS Staff | Robbers | Marching Band | Terrorists | Priests | Coleman's Crew | Religious Zealots | Postal Babes | Security Staff | Zombies | Skeletons | Cole-Men | HAAT | DEET | Robots|
|Dogs | Cats | Elephants | Cows | Monkeys | Dinosaurs|