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This article is about the POSTAL 2 item. For other versions, see: Krotchy GrenadeKrotchy Doll (Postal III)


The very rare Krotchy doll.

The "Bad Touch" Krotchy Doll is an item in POSTAL 2.


The Manual description:

The Krotchy Doll is an amusing item for all ages to play with. Use him and he will respond to your advances.

The Krotchy Doll is first sold at Toyz 'n tha Hood. One of the errands the Postal Dude must complete on Thursday is to get one of these dolls. When the Dude arrives at Paradise Mall, Krotchy tells him there are no more dolls left, but that he can get instead a Larry the Crab doll. The Postal Dude indeed realizes that there are no more dolls for sale, so he decides to go to the back room to get it. On his way, he is confronted by Toyz 'n tha Hood employees, until he manages to get the Krotchy doll. Once the Postal Dude gets it, a group of Police officers try to arrest him. Finally, the door out of the store will be barred by the Krotchy mascot, who is now toting a Rocket Launcher. At the end of the day, the Postal Dude's wife asks him if he was able to get the Krotchy doll, and tells him that people were selling them for very high prices online.

Using the doll makes it say "Don't touch me, I'm calling my lawyer" or "Momma says don't touch me there", among other things.

On Friday, a desk clerk at Fee of America is selling Krotchy dolls.

Alternatively, The Postal Dude can bribe the Krotchy mascot with either a copy of What I'm Talkin' Bout or cash to get the doll. However, in doing so using the latter, he will give all of his current money to buy it. This is also useful in avoiding firefights with him and crucial in getting the "40 Year Old Virgin" achievement.



  • Krotchy Dolls are real items sold by Running With Scissors on their online store.
  • in AWP, the Krotchy Doll is the only item that the Dude has in his inventory upon respawning in the hospital besides the default items.
  • John owns a Krotchy Doll. It can be found in his closet inside of his house.

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