Fee of America is Paradise's local bank. It is located in the Greenbelt area. The bank's slogan is "We get away with it, because we can". On Monday, the Postal Dude needs to cash his paycheck, so he goes to Fee of America. If the Postal Dude decides to wait in line to cash his check, a group of Bank Robbers appear before assaulting both the bank and the customers. If the Postal Dude decides to steal money from the vault, an alarm will sound and the Police will enter the building to confront the Dude. There is a secret passage between the vault and the Paradise Times building, accessible only from Monday until Wednesday.
At the bank entrance, there is an ATM. When hit or shot by the Postal Dude or anyone else, it will release some money. This happens only once a day.
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- Several advertisements all over Paradise feature a cartoon child with the legend: "Hey Kids! Your Parents are going to DIE! Make sure they're prepared with a policy from Fee of America".
- It's implied the bank has shitty anti-consumer practices, as it's slogan is "We get away with it, because we can", along with its billboards using scare tactics to get children to (assumingly) get their parents to sign up with the bank, so the bank gets more of their money through their ridiculous bank fees (also implied through their name).
- The Bank is later replaced with PU Games, which ironically, is the exactly same as Fee of America, using shitty anti-consumer practices to prey on gullible gamer pockets in Paradise.
- The bank can be robbed once a day. The value of the money and the amount of police presence increases each day, with SWAT guarding more than $1,000 on Friday.
- One of the desk clerks in the upper level sells items related to the errands given to the Postal Dude by his wife.
- The name is likely a parody of Bank of America.