The Ensmallen Cure is a weapon in POSTAL 2.
Description[]
Created by Gary Coleman by pissing in the chemical solution, this cure is intended for use by the Postal Dude on Champ to shrink him down from his gargantuan size. However, the Dude decides to test it to see if it works first. He tries it on Big McWillis (actually Coleman on a larger man's shoulders), and it works, causing the larger man to shrink down and break the wooden bridge, causing Coleman to fall into the abyss. This prompts the Cole-Men to attack the Dude on the grounds of him killing their leader.
During the Apocalypse, the Cure is automatically equipped when a different weapon is holstered and can also be used on random Bystanders around Paradise to shrink them to a smaller size, rendering them mostly helpless, although they can still kick the Dude in the shins.
The cure can be used multiple times on the same target, decreasing their size each time. Any damage inflicted on them increases each time, to the point a single attack can instagib someone.
| Weapons in POSTAL2 | |
|---|---|
| Melee | Shocker | Shovel | Protest Sign | Pitchfork | Baton | Machete | Sledgehammer | Scythe | Baseball Bat | Dusters | Shears | Axe | Bali | Bitch's Katana | Dildo | Hammer |
| Pistols | Pistol | Glock | Revolver |
| Shotguns | Shotgun | Sawed-Off Shotgun | Lever-Action Shotgun | Beta Shotgun |
| Small Rifles | Machine Gun | MP5 |
| Gas & Fire | Gas Can | Matches | Flamethrower | Chainsaw | Weed Whacker |
| Throwables | Grenades | Molotov Cocktail | Dynamite | Krotchy Grenade |
| Large Throwables | Scissors | Cow Head | Flash Grenade |
| Large Rifles | Rifle |
| Launchers | Rocket Launcher | Mini-Nuke Launcher | Box Launcher | Weapon of Mass Destruction | Cat Launcher |
| Small Launchers | Napalm Launcher | Grenade Launcher | Bean Bag Gun |
| Other | Hands | Kick | Piss | Clipboard | Photo | Collection Can | Bucket | Minigun | Ensmallen Cure |