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The Dildo is a weapon in POSTAL 2.

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Functionally identical to the Baton, it stuns enemies, dizzying them for a few seconds. If an NPC sees the Postal Dude carrying this weapon, they might stop to respond in disgust.

This weapon is formally introduced on Friday when the Postal Dude attempts to buy a Blasting Cap from Habib. After acquiring it, the player is beset upon by an underground-dwelling society of gimps and must escape, all of whom are using this weapon.

The Dildo can also be acquired earlier, on Thursday, by killing Milo Yiannopoulos at the Fire In The Hole, as he carries one as a weapon.