If a sledgehammer is thrown in the direction of a cows butt, it will be inserted into the anus, paralyzing the animal and prompting Postal Dude to say phrases like "Oh man, how I will get that back?"
In A Week In Paradise, cows are introduced earlier in the week, appearing in various areas of Paradise, such as the Asylum garden, Earl's Elephant Ranch and Grill, the Forest, the transition area to the School Daze, and on Wednesday, the backyard of Lucky Ganesh. Unlike the cows in Apocalypse Weekend, the cows in Paradise are not diseased until the weekend arrives.
- In Postal 2, a dead cow is seen being triturated at Meat World. Apparently, the Butchers threw it alive into the grinder, since the back part of the body of the cow is seen hanging from the grinder.
- According to Steve Wik, game designer of the real RWS Inc., "The average joe just has no comprehension of how complicated it is to get bovine anuses functioning correctly in the Unreal engine..."
|Characters in Postal²|
|Postal Dude | The Bitch | Champ | Vince Desi | Mike J | Habib | Gary Coleman | Krotchy | Larry the Crab | Uncle Dave | Osama | Phraud Hogslop | Junkyard Guy | Earl | Rosco | T. Dude, Sr. | Lieberman | Zombie Dad | Easter Bunny | Zack Ward | Big McWillis | Yeeland | Old Man | John Murray | Milo Yiannopoulos | PU CEO | Two-Ears | That Beloved Bookcase|
|Law Enforcement Organizations|
|Police | SWAT | National Guard | ATF | Lawmen | Survivalists|
|RWS Protestors | Book Protestors | Rednecks | Butchers | Carriers | Vegetarians | Food Technicians | Game Devs | Gingers | Bandits | Survivalists|
|Civilians | RWS Staff | Robbers | Marching Band | Terrorists | Priests | Coleman's Crew | Religious Zealots | Postal Babes | Security Staff | Zombies | Skeletons | Cole-Men | HAAT | DEET | Robots|
|Dogs | Cats | Elephants | Cows | Monkeys | Dinosaurs|