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Colemen

A member of the Cole-Men.

The Cole-Men are a group in POSTAL 2.

Description[]

A group of extremist midgets wearing blue suits, with a 67/8 legend on the back. They wish to rise up against the "tall oppressors". Their leader is Gary Coleman and are headquartered in the ColeMine. They are encountered at the beginning of Thursday, where they decide to help the Postal Dude in his quest to shrink the giant mutated Champ back to his normal size, reasoning that since the Dude wants to make small what is currently large, he is an ideological ally of the Cole-Men.

At the end of Thursday, after Coleman creates the Ensmallen Cure from his own urine, the Postal Dude betrays the Cole-Men by testing the cure on Big McWillis, who shrinks to tiny size and drops Coleman himself into a deep mine. This turns the Cole-Men hostile towards the Dude.

The Cole-Men reappear on Friday during The Apocalypse, but this time they are wearing Mechanical Stilts.

Characters in POSTAL2
Individuals
Postal Dude Jr.The BitchChampVince DesiMike JHabibGary ColemanT. Dude, Sr.KrotchyLarry the CrabUncle DaveJunkyard GuyOsamaPhraud HogslopRoscoZombie DadLeprechaunEaster BunnyPU CEOZack WardYeelandOld FarmerJohn MurrayBig McWillisMilo YiannopoulosTwo-EarsThat Beloved BookcaseThe Other Dude
Law Enforcement Organizations
Paradise Police ForceSWATNational GuardATFLawmenSurvivalistsDEET
Hate Groups
RWS ProtestorsBook ProtestorsRednecksButchersCarriersTerroristsVegetariansFood TechniciansGame DevsGingersBanditsSurvivalists
Other Groups
BystandersRWS StaffBank RobbersMarching BandColeman's CrewPriestsReligious ZealotsPostal BabesZombiesSecurity StaffSkeletonsHAATCole-MenRobotsGimps
Animals
DogsCatsElephantsCowsPigeonsMonkeysVelociraptors
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