The following is a list of characters in POSTAL 2 and its expansions.
|Characters in POSTAL 2|
|The Postal Dude Jr. | The Bitch | Champ | Vince Desi | Mike J | Habib | Gary Coleman | T. Dude, Sr. | Krotchy | Larry the Crab | Uncle Dave | Junkyard Guy | Osama | Phraud Hogslop | Rosco | Zombie Dad | Leprechaun | Easter Bunny | PU CEO | Zack Ward | Yeeland | Old Farmer | John Murray | Big McWillis | Milo Yiannopoulos | Two-Ears | That Beloved Bookcase ||
|Law Enforcement Organizations|
|Paradise Police Force | SWAT | National Guard | ATF | Lawmen | Survivalists | DEET ||
|RWS Protestors | Book Protestors | Rednecks | Butchers | Carriers | Terrorists | Vegetarians | Food Technicians | Game Devs | Gingers | Bandits | Survivalists ||
|Bystanders | RWS Staff | Bank Robbers | Marching Band | Coleman's Crew | Priests | Religious Zealots | Postal Babes | Zombies | Security Staff | Skeletons | HAAT | Cole-Men | Robots | Gimps ||
|Dogs | Cats | Elephants | Cows | Pigeons | Monkeys | Velociraptors|